Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
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When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
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I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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