Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
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Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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