You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
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i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
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Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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