I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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