I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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