Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
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the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
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I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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