I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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