Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
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