Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
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i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
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I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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