I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Randomize