Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
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Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
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Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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