If that was your dad, he is hot
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
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I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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