I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
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they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
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I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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