I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
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I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
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I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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