ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
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Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
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Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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