it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
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