Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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