Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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