$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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