Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
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ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
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I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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