It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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