OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
