dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
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Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
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Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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