Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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