I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
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He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
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He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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