Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
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you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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