Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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