well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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