Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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