I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
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I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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