The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I just gift wrapped bread.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
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