i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
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