Your mouth is God's brothel.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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