Do you still have your period?
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
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Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
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You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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