Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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