the new term for farting is butt boxing.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
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i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
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We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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