I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
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drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
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'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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