i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
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shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
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As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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