found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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