do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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