It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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