I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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