Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
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Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
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Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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