She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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