What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
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After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
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at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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