My brain says no but my pants say off.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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