apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
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You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
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Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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