i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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