just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
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Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
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Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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