Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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