So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
drinking out of a sandbucket again
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Your cock deserves a montage
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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