Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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