What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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