More tranny stories later!
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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