I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
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Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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