You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
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My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
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Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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