hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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